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About this AppbookThis Appbook is not one of those common humor books.

About this Appbook

This Appbook is not one of those common humor books. This book makes you laugh while provoking your thoughts and self-reflection. All 213 humors have reversal that take you by surprise.

They have been divided according to themes. The first book consists of stories related to love and favor, while the second includes ones that are about prayer, thankfulness, and faith. You'll find that some are witty, while others are absurd, ironic, and even ridiculous. They bring you laughter but also leave you in deep thought.

Those who frown think sad thoughts, while those who seek laughter think happy thoughts. The thoughts of a frown are depressing yet the thoughts of happiness are joyful. After laughter, frown no longer exists. We've all become the children of happiness through funny humor. Those who long to rid their frown by reading this book have been saved by laughter.

notice : Because this Appbook is written with figure of metaphor and paradoxical expressions, readers may interpret them in diverse ways. Thus, some may misunderstand or find the humor in the stories uncomfortable.

However, I am confident that all readers will have the spiritual maturity to understand and handle the jokes imbedded in these stories.

Contents

chapter1 Love

Man's Yoke 12 / Woman's Yoke 14 / God's Intent 15 / Paradise Lost 17 / Wife's Suggestion 18 / A Leaf 19 / Reason Why Man Was Made First 20 / A Watermelon with no seeds 21 / You? Why? 23 / medicine called love 24 / Freaked out 27 / Old Man and Satan 28 / Announcement 30 / Complaint 31 / Why His Sermons Got Better? 32 / Solution 34 / Young lady and crop top 35 / Satan's temptation 37 / Absolute Evidence 39 / Daughter-in-law-creed 13 41 / reason Shivering in the cold 43 / A Wife's Complaint 1 45 / A Wife's Complaint 2 47 / Pastor's Evaluation 48 / O, my God! 50 / A Weird Fight 53 / Wife's Question 55 / Do Not Follow the Unwise 57 / A Husband's Love 59 / Everything Has Ratings 61 / origins of jealousy 63 / wolf 's meat 65 / Secret to Stealing a Man's Heart 67 / If you want to go through these gates 69 / An Ascetic 72 / First Rebellion Against Tithing 74 / Changed view of the world 76 / A Husband Who Could Forgive 77 / Copyright 79 / Declaration of love by major 81 / Like Father, Like Son 83 / About ancestor 85 / After that Day 87 / A Lady and a Mirror 88 / Past and Present Tense 89 / Wife's method 90 / Adam and Eve's Revenge 91 / problem of overpopulation 93 / Charity 95 / vending Machine of love’'s Manual 97 / Money Tree / Braces 101 / Triangle 103 / Left Arm, Right Arm 105 / Accomplice 106 / Hannah's Answer 107 / Reply to the Warning 109 / John's reply 111

chapter2 Favor

A Child's Apologizing 114 / Determination 116 / God's Whereabouts 118 / Lie 120 / A Teacher and a Bee 121 / walls of Jerricho 123 / 10 Minutes and 20 Minutes 126 / Two Names 128 / A Daring Son 129 / A Mother Honey Pie's Prescription 131 / Life Spend and Life of Humans 133 / Reason for Having to Go to Church 136 / Suspect 138 / Pastor's Wit` 140 / A Sparrow and A church member 142 / Relationship 145 / A Farmer and A Pig 147 / God's Soldier 148 / Controlling One's Desires 150 / Golf and Sunday Service 152 / Wrong Train 154 / Normal Acting 156 / Oh, God! 158 / A Person of Very high Rank 160 / Last Day of the earth 162 / People Who Are Nobodies 164 / Electricity Bill 166 / Way of life 168 / Offering 170 / God's Time Clock 172 / future son-in-law 174 / Exhortation 176 / A Loan Request 177 / A Beggar and a Pastor 179 / A Friend's Store 180 / Partnership 181 / Act Like the Wise 183 / A Wise Man 185 / How to Stir Coffee 187 / An Extremely Lazy Man 189 / Life of an Eskimo 191 / God's Surveillance 192 / Last Duel 193 / Road to Heaven 195 / Heaven admission test 197 / Service 199 / Peter's Apology 201 / Unfair for Peter 203 / Real Estate Prices in Hell 205 / Peter's Command 207 / Peter's Judgement 209

Appbook information

Date of publication : 2014. 01. 20

Author : Bak Young Mann

Publisher : Freewill Publishing Company